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Chanel @ Kitten Club - Jefferson City EscortsI arrive at the club, am escorted into the room and am met by a gorgeous 19 year old in a Schoolgirl outfit, white blouse and knee socks, plaid dress named Chanel. Shoulderlength honeyblonde hair, petite frame, about 5 feet tall and probably under 100 lbs with gorgeous penetrating green eyes with which she fixes me with a stare and a wicked grin. And if I thought that was all there was to her I was later to find out I was wrong.
Chanel gets me on the massage table and slowly starts to unpeel, blouse first, interspersed with a very erotic light touch massage along my sides and inner thighs which sends tingles up my spine. Then off comes the bra, breasts are small but perky and she leans over and gently kisses and nuzzles my neck and softly bites and tickles my ear with her tongue.
The skirt slowly comes off and she continues the massage and licks me from my ankles, up along the thighs, across the stomach and finally settles on my nipples. All the while she does this somehow she seems to be watching me keenly to judge how I am reacting and every once in a while the wicked grin returns. She removes the panties and then Chanel slides down to work on my cock (cbj) which she really gets into with lots of head motion and taking most of it down deep. Then she gets on and rides, shes got her own idea of what gets her off and I go with it as she goes through several patterns of gyration before seeming to be satisfied. At this point its my turn, I flip her over into missionary and complete the mission.
The post sex conversation with Chanel reveals an extremely personable, funny and intelligent young girl who is NOT your run of the mill girl you find escorting and Ive seen a lot of them over the years. She is extremely young and almost appeared to be jailbait in the schoolgirl outfit but knows what she wants and is out to get it in a pleasureable, fun way. She made the session really fun and obviously enjoyed herself in everything she did. YMMV because I dont want to put a hook in her but it was for me a really nice GFE session and I figure that If Chanel likes you it would be a very memorable one.
The rate was $230 hr and well worth it for a beautiful young caucasian spinner with good service. I should also note that Chanel has a couple of small tatoos and very soft caressable creamy skin. And dont get freaked out if she watches you while she is in action. She just loves to see how people react to her. She seems to be a giver and not a taker.
Kitten Club used to be Cloud 9 on E in Jefferson City in Jefferson City.
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CL Janel - 0243 - TOFTT - Columbia EscortsSaw Janel today after seeing her CL post for a $60 blow 'n' go. Called for an appointment in 30 minutes, she delayed another 30 minutes. She's near in Columbia in a messy apartment and the hallways reek of Chinese food. She does a topless BBBJ that's half BJ and half HJ. No kissing, but she's OK with tit play, and there's no CIM.
While it was a pleasant enough experience, she's too young to know how to please. My issues with the encounter are that the place was not clean (I didn't want to leave my clothes on the floor, and there was nowhere else to put them), her CIM restriction was not stated until after she started (I had asked what her restrictions are face to face after exchanging funds), her clean-up was offering me a roll of toilet paper, and she stopped stimulating about 10 seconds after I started ejaculating (I enjoy getting off for a couple of minutes, if my partner keeps going).
A: 4 - accommodating, but not SP worthy.
S: 6 - not a bad HJ, would have been good @ $40 for just a HJ. I think she's used to 18 year olds getting off in three minutes.
L: 7 - she is not a spinner, but she's pretty. Like the good looking girl, not the uber hot one, that you can meet when you're out.
Repeat - No. If it was $40 for a HJ, she did me the way I like it, and I was in the area, then yes.
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Kellie in Saint Louis CL 5360Was able to make an appointment with no delays. When she opened the door, I was pleasantly surprised with how tiny and cute she was.
I can not tell how old her face is, I'm guessing anywhere from 22-32. It is a shame she reeks like smoke, which is probably why she is aging in the face department.
Her body is a complete spinner and just delicious.
Start with customary shower with some LFK than DFK. Also hot water bbbj in shower.
Light massage and tongue bath which leads into some great rimming. Not as good as Gigi, but not bad at all. Switch for some more bbbj. And this is the most memorable part. I motion for her to 69 and this is when she performed a bbbj while doing a handstand. I'm worried that she's going to fall on me but she has perfect balance and lowers her pussy gently onto my face.
Unbelievable!!
DATY and DATO is just fantastic and she cums 2X. Gets the cover on and rides on top. Next we switch to me pounding her and after 5 mins she is sore as she's grimacing and not in a good way.
Oh well, I guess after having 15 cocks in her already, that'll wear you out.
Decide to finish with bbbj and CIM. She milks every last drop before running off to loudly spit.
Shower and I am out of there.
Looks. Face 7.5. Has the trashy look I like. Again, hard to tell age, I would say the face is north of 30.
Body 9. Tight little body is south of 25.
Service 8.5 Minus 0.5 because could not pound that pussy. Didn't even bother trying Greek. Need to fuck her earlier in the day.
Attitude 8. Nice horny girl, just too bad she had too many cocks pounding her pussy raw.
Cost 120/45 mins.
Repeat: yes.
Recommend: yes.
Hopefully this micro gets some more talent so they can rotate their pussy line up.
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Liz in new west - Saint Louis EscortsLiz is sometimes on CL do a search for contact...
I made a appointment last week , drove out and she was busy and answered during her appointment , (bad) and told me to come back in a hour...fuk that...
she calls later and says sorry ,
a week later i think i may try again as she is a spinner ,,,,,kinda.
get there , and she is sexy weird, starts out with shower etc. and a frontal massage with eyes that looked like she may get a knife and kill me or she is going to do something fantastic.
the latter...she gave the best bj and ball sucking i ever had... i dont normally like ball sucking cause it hurts if not done right but she was bang on...took me to the exploding level and eased off several times , on with the rubber for some cowgirl , doggie and missh..she was very tight and receptive.
never went for daty cause i was tooo occupied with other stuff which was good at the time, heehe.
i,m about to come while she is riding me and she jumps off whips the condom off and starts a awesome bj , deep throat fukking , and swallows the load and licks her lips with a big smile.
my kinda gal :)
6 jade canoes
and i,m going back soon.
l-6
b-6
a-8.5
not a give me money type as i even paid later and almost forgot to pay my legs were so wobbley
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Zamaya - Greek - Cape Girardeau EscortsOnce again it’s time to give back to the board – I’m overdue –
I’ve decided to give back to the board in a major way; I’m going to let the secret out, I’m sick and tired of the fake pictures, or the bait and switch, or the standard robotic service we’ve all become accustomed to, so my gift to all of you gentleman, goes by the name Zamaya.
Over the past year I’ve seen her on and off probably about 6 times, she’s the only for-sure, bonafide regular I continue to see. Here pictures are real, her attitude is real, and in my opinion is the best SP in the game – I always opt for the 1hr including travel (Greek) – rate is $$$ - sure this could be on the steep side to some of you, but you get what you pay for – this is due primarily to the inclusion of Greek – standard GFE rate is $$ which is standard, and once you’ve seen her once, you’ll go back, it’s a given.
Always greeted with a warm smile, hug, small kiss – then I’m off to the shower for a quick rinse – I always like to start off with a bit of a back massage, she has great hands, and actually looks to put you at ease and rub away that stress - roll over for some attention, CBJ is amazing, I almost wish she was my girlfriend, so I could ask for one of those every single day! – Some LFK and great-grinding cowgirl action – roll her over for some sweaty doggie and finish with gods gift (GREEK) – tightest little ass around.
She’s moved on over to the Westside now, a great little low-key apt – I highly recommend you give her a call – and then you can email me and thank me!
So there you go, my secret is out – enjoy and pay it forward
Should you have any questions, feel free to PM me
LH
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Korean Bobby @ CL 8703 - Springfield EscortsThe good reviews for this lady is well deserved.
Appointment was easy to set up and arrived at the place on time.
Greeted by Bobby who is older than 22, easily over 30 but still very hot in a Korean milf sort of way. Her body is easily hotter than most 22 years old. Her nipples are just unbelievable!
We both use the listerine and then she scrubs me down really well in the shower.
Start with a sensual massage where she uses her enhanced tits all over my back and can feel those amazing huge nipples. She reaches down to my butt and starts a delicious rim job. We switch to bbbj, than 69 so I can ravage her pussy and ass and back to some more rimming.
Suit up and we go through a few positions. She is surprisingly pretty tight and I finally finish in missionary while DFKing her.
Another accompany shower and I am off.
Looks face 7.5-8 (I like the Korean milf look)
Body. 9 The body of a 20 year old, not a big fan of huge tits, but her nipples are amazing!
Service 8-9 High marks for the rimming.
Attitude 8 Very sweet and friendly, but I can sense her jadedness.
Cost: 160 for 45 min.
Repeat: All ready have as I wanted to try a dif girl but the phone girl would not say yes or no when I inquired about rimming so I decided to go with Bobby as she is a sure thing.
Recommend: Yes.
Does anyone know if the other girls provide rimming? Or is this a very rare specialty amongst Korean providers? Please PM me if you don't want to post.
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Joelle Fox - Wow - Saint Joseph EscortsI had decided not to go with an agency during my overnight stay in Saint Joseph, but couldn't find a suitable Indy, so ended up calling Carman Fox to see who was available - Joelle was the only young, petite girl available, so I booked her for an outcall. The phone girl was pleasant and very helpful, and Joelle arrived on time. I wasn't disappointed. The photos are accurate. She has sweet girl-next-door looks with short blonde hair that looked good on her, soft smooth skin, and luscious B/C breasts. Her bio describes kissable lips, and no kidding! I had a wonderful time, we had a nice connection, and she offered a safe GFE (my preference) menu. Definitely into providing an A-1 experience, not a clock watcher, and I ended up shooing her out of my room because otherwise I might have kept her all night. Good thing that I don't live here, because she could become addictive.
Here's her link: http://www.carmanfox.com/Saint Joseph-escorts-joelle.htm
Highly recommended. Usual price of $$$. I'd also use Carman Fox again, next time I'm in town (although I can't figure out why there are so few reliable agencies in a city the size of Saint Joseph, when there are so many in Toronto and Montreal, even Calgary).
R.
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Dylan Fox - Columbia EscortsWas at Shanks in in Columbia on Thursday night having a couple of drinks with a buddy watching some hockey and basketball playoffs. While I was there I was texting Odette Harlow whom I had a playdate set up with for Friday afternoon.
Needless to say all the texting was getting me in the mood so I ended up at the Fox Den at 11pm for an appetizer for the next day.
Dylan Fox was there to meet me. This girl is extremely cute and young with fantastic lips and a body to kill for!! Check out her page for her stats but if you like woman about 5'5 and 110ish pounds with C sized natural breasts and a tight tiny ass then you may want to meet her. Attitude and service were great.
She was shy at first but became more open as time went by. DFK, Mpos, MSOG, DATY, CBJ all included. Standard den rates $$$.2 for the hour.
Would defiantely repeat with her although the Den is somewhere I generally only go when I am with a buddy as Indys are my preference but obviosuly don't work for last minute with two people. My friend was waiting for in the waiting area when I came out of my room so she walked both of us to the door. Lucky guy seeing her in her skimpy outfit as I never got to see what his lady was like :(
I certainly had a smile on my face for a couple of hours after I left.
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My First Review: Darya Diaz - Kansas City EscortsWell I've been trolling around the boards for some time now and benefiting from all your reviews, so I figured it's time I got off the fence and contributed. I usually only visit well reviewed SPs, but decided to take a chance this time.
I found Darya Diaz on Perb, before she got banned for unpaid advertising (new to the biz, and will hopefully get that resolved), and then found her info on CL and checked out her website. Pictures looked great, so I thought I would give her a shot. I contacted her via email and booked a 1 hour session for today.
I showed up at her in Kansas City incall location with my usual bottle of vino and was greeted by a beauty. Head to toe, this girl is gorgeous. I would even say her pictures don't do her justice, as she's even better in person. I cracked the wine (a little intel, she prefers a less dry white) and we sat down and got to know one another. She's relatively new to the biz, but handled herself well, being very friendly and extremely conversational. After about 15, I was off to the shower and then on to a massage, which was well above average. At this point in time, I'm on my stomach and decide it's time to spend a little time working on her. I roll over and wow... Michelangelo couldn't have sculpted a better body, her skin is flawless and tanned, showing off her Spanish heritage. I almost wanted to spend the rest of the time siting there admiring her body... almost. It's time for me to take over, so I explore her entire body with my lips and move on to my favorite, daty. After spending a considerable time on daty, I roll over for the CBJ. I have to admit, the CBJ was only about average, so I quickly moved on to the main event. Started with doggy and finished it up with mish, she was enjoying it the entire time. Believe me, she didn't disappoint. Wrap things up with a shower and I'm off.
All her services are safe, which is very important to me. Donation was $$.5 and well worth it. Also important to me, was the fact that her place was well appointed and clean, and she had some good tunes going. Most astounding thing she told me was that people are booking and no showing... all I have to say is their loss, this girl was great.
L: 10
S: 9
A: 10
Would I repeat, for sure!
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Jessicaxxx - Jefferson City EscortsI saw Jessicaxxx recently on a trip to Van, and I had a fantastic time. Called late, didn't seem to be a problem. Jess arrived fresh as a daisy and full of energy. We had a glass of wine and I really enjoyed the conversation. Shortly thereafter, Jess got down to business. I am a shy guy and Jess really took charge and made me feel comfortable... actually a helluva lot better than just comfortable. Lots of great dirty talk and really made me feel like a stud, although with a late late appointment, I was probably anything but. Speaking of which... what a great menu. I've never, ever, been a msog guy, but jessica changed all that... The service was truly unparalleled... and I've sampled these services across canada, the us and europe. This is one sexy, high energy, high quality gal. Great experience, can't wait to repeat. A lot has been said about Jessica's service, but I was equally impressed by the interpersonal connection. And I don't think it's a ymmv thing. I think as long as your kind, considerate, and interested in everyone having a good time, yoiu can't miss with Jessica.
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Review - MEGUMI from CL - Hannibal EscortsHooked up with M.E.G.U.M.I. from CL. Overall, very nice looking Japanese girl...and yes, a real Japanese girl answered the door. Her picture on CL is real, but I would definately say, she looks better in person. Not sure why she uses that photo.
On to the bedroom, where money is expected up front and counted in front of you...which doesn't bother me, but seemed kind of ...well, ...businesslike...
Anyhoo, it's $.6 for 45 mintues. So off to the showers we went, and M.E.G.U.M.I. was very mechanical in the shower, using lots of soap and overly hot water...She doesn't like kissing and wasn't into giving a BBBJ in the shower. I think she was kind of tired or not in the best mood, but tried to be pleasing.
Back to the bedroom where I received a massage and motioned for her to get on with it, since 45 mintues isn't much time IMO. She gives a really nice and deep BBBJ with tongue swirls. Little to no teeth are felt, and I would be very happy to explode into her mouth but held back! Next, she covered my condom cock and oiled up her snatch then mounted my veiny penis. She looks very hot on top, but doesnt seem into going up and down much. I flipped her over and went crazy on top, her moaning and tight pussy was too much... and after an additional 10 minutes on top, I exploded into her!!! I was somewhat choked I didn't get to dog her, since her ass is like a Japanese JLO.
L - 8.25 - beautiful Japanese face, nice skin, JLO ass, toned body, young @21, tight pussy, but could trim her bush a bit or shave it entirely
A - 7 - seemed kind of distant but overall pleasant to be with
S - 7 - Mechanical - reminded me of Korean services
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Mimi (7399) in Saint LouisThis ad grabbed my eye last night and I had to try her out.
Mimi 19 yrs old, 32DDD, 5'4" & 105Lbs Chinese - w4m - 19 (in Saint Louis)
32DDD!!! I grabbed the phone and made plans.
I show up to the place and they bring me inside; I'm waiting in the hallway when this little knockout walks up in a Little Black Dress.
The Boobs!!! They are huge and even better yet, they are natural!!
Just stunning and on such a petite frame they look even bigger, she must stop traffic, and she looks 19 too!
The rest of the body looked damn good too, cute face and the rest of the ad look accurate as well.
We hop in the shower and this is where the fun starts, she's a joker, causing trouble and cracking one-liners.
Her English isn't perfect but we're getting along just fine, I'm really looking forward to this now.
Back to the room and she insists on giving me a massage, she says that she needs the practice.
At first I'm not into this but as she starts rubbing those boobs all over my back I quickly realize that this is exactly the kind of massage I want from now on. :D
I flip and she starts the BJ.. well the intro to the BJ, she starts with the nuts to get me started and then moves up.
God that girl can suck a cock! She must have made some boyfriend very happy in life as she had all the moves.
I could only go a couple minutes with her skills before I had to stop her, and she could go deep too! Not all the way but just.... Wow
She gets on her back and I try to get in.... too tight! I couldn't even get started, she tells me that I'd better go slow and I promised.
She gets my head in and I start the old short stroke, a little more in every so often, It took me at least 5 minutes to get fully inside her.
The sex was both incredible and a little bit of a letdown. Incredible in that she was a vice, way too tight to believe.
A letdown in that she wasn't open to any other positions than Mish and was too tight for her to enjoy herself, I don't like it when the girl isn't having a great time too.
I noticed that she seemed a little sore and said that she could finish me with a BJ, she jumped of my cock so fast.
She bends over me and start sucking like mad, I reach over and grab those huge boobs and play with them as they hang down and rock back and forth.
She's getting turned on by the BJ and my hands and I think that was the best part of the night for her, as I was cumming she grabbed my hands and pushed them harder against her boobs.
Finished up in the shower and talked with her a little more, lot of jokes and laughing, excellent personality.
L - F: 7 (Cute teenage face)
L - B: 9 (DDD, small petite body, One word... Yowsa!)
A: 8 (Joking and laughing and enjoying herself)
S: 7 (Due to inexperience, the BJ was at least an 8)
Damage $160
Problems: She's inexperienced, needs to learn a little more,
her boobs are really sensitive :) and she tried to protect them a little,
she's just a little too new right now, give her a week or 2 to adjust and she would be even better in the sack.
Recommend: YES!
Repeat: YES!
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sakura ah nice - Jefferson City EscortsRead interesting reviews and after looking at her web site http://www.Jefferson Citysakura.com/, I made the call last night for appointment left a message for 12.30 today. Did not recieve a call back, so as I was just leaving the office for lunch...I get the call. Sakura said she was sorry for calling so late . but had not checked her calls. hmmm, ok how about in 30 minutes from now, ok , she said , gave the address and I'm changing lunch plans.
Arrived at her building, nice new, was buzzed up and was greeted by her in her undies. Nice creamy smooth skin, model face, a little sexy tummy roll, everything looked good.
She likes to talk, get to know you a bit, and was fascinated with the popular and successful Angelina. She had her web site on her laptop and asked many questions about Angelina.
After the talk, solo shower, off to the bedroom and a great time, kissing, bbbj, daty nice, cg, she like this position , you are asked not to move, miss to completion. Cuddle after and then shower and out. A nice Friday lunch.
1hr $180
Looks - 7
Attitude -8
Service -8
Repeat yes
She did say she is difficult at times to connect with, so plan ahead.
Final note: Charming, sexy, and delivers.:)
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Tabitha CL (anal, large dildos, etc) - Saint Louis EscortsSimilar to the her reviews here:
http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104233
http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104010
I saw her yesterday as well, and I'll agree with basically everything that was said in those reviews. She IS a bit on the heavier side, so don't expect some skinny chic...but she's no BBW either. For comparison, she's probably about the same size as the girl that goes by Veronica Teal on CL. 5'7" and maybe 150-160lbs?
BUT, other than that...she sent me a bunch of nasty pics that really got me going, and it is definitely her in the pics.
And this girl LOVES to fuck, and LOVES anal. Huge toys and all that have already been mentioned...she loves to suk cock too, and does a damn good job. She equaled (if not bettered) the alltime best BJ I ever had. Very sloppy, lots of split, lots of BLS, face fucking, gagging, rimming...and I mean RIMMING! She jammed her tongue so deep in my ass I'm pretty sure I'm not a virgin back there any more. ;) But later on she tried to kiss me in the heat of the moment (ewww...gross).
She fucks like crazy too, in case you missed that. Pussy, ass, double, triple penetration. At one point I had my dick AND a dildo in her ass, plus one in her pussy (and based on her compliments on the size of my cock, you don't need to be a pencil-dick to try the 'TP').
Finished with a huge load all over her face, ricocheting off her eyes and forehead back at me due to the force. :D That's just a compliment to how hard she made me cum.
In the end, I say great job to her...and what a deal. She was worn the hell out, I was covered in sweat, and both were left very satisfied.
As for ratings...
L: 6
A: 10
S: 12 (out of 10...can I do that?)
To find her, search CL for 'large toys' or 'tabitha', phone number ends in 1078. $$ and all that are in her posts.
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Jazmin 6565 outcall - Hannibal EscortsFirst review from a brand new hobbyist, please go easy...
Had a couple SP's lined up for the weekend trip in Hannibal, but felt friskly on plane ride over so fired up CL in hotel. Found Jazmin (CL 6565). Spoke on phone and dealbreaker was her telling me she's a squirter.
Pleasant and easy to talk to both on phone and in person. Really curvy. Natural H's or I's, with matching ass. Not BBW but definitely not a spinner type.
I asked her to take a shower when she arrived which she happily led into with a strip show. CBJ, diff CGs, doggy, mish, very vocal and accommodating to position changes. When I got close took an intermission and requested for the squirt show. Back to mish and unloaded inside her.
Chatted for 15 mins, then tried to get a 2nd shot off though I didn't feel hopeful. Mished for a while but apparently I had nothing left after the first load, so didn't finish. Jaz was happy to help me on my mission though until I threw in the towel.
Overall not a clock watcher, felt safe. Not sure what her restrictions are, but with me they were no LFK/DFK, no DATY, no BBBJ, no greek, which worked for me bc I wanted none of those things, but others may have different preferences.
Never knew what LSA stood for so I'm going to make up my own:
Face: 7 Caucasian with an exotic blend
Body: 8 (If you're into curvy, full-figured)
Service: 9 Aims to please
Atmosphere: my hotel...
Damage: $$$ 1 hr outcall at 3am on a Thursday
Repeat: Yes but not immediately. Not because Jaz isn't great, but just because as a new hobbyist have more to trys on my list before I start repeating.
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I'd should of went for a steak and lobster dinner instead!!! - Saint Joseph Escorts:mad:
_Sexy New Girl Damn Good Rate - w4m - 23
Five Green Special For Young Girl - w4m - 23
Pretty Girl_Becky Hot_sexy_Body - w4m - 23
CL- 3978 Becky
Be warned! Haven't been out for a while so I figured I'd explore this one. Price was right and I thought the worst case scenario would be a half ass BJ. WRONG! Went to this highrise in in Saint Joseph on Saba Rd, called from downstairs and booker guy buzzes me in. Usual behind the door then girl quickly shuts and double locks it. Grabs my arm and leads me into a sparse bedroom.
I asked for Becky as the ad say 100% pic or I could have walked. She say "you showa I get" So I quickly rinse as I already had one and she goes out of the room in which I assume that she is going to get Becky and back she comes and says points to herself and says " me Becky" So here I stand butt naked with this frumpy, bumpy and lumpy mid to late 30's, dyed golden brown hair asian lady standing in front of me eyeing my unit.
My guardian angel says get the hell out of there but my guardian devil says WTF at least get your load off. Should of listen to my guardian angel.
Anyways, I lie on the bed and she disrobes, and again my guardian angel says "get out fast." I should of asked her to keep her clothes on. Body like a pear A cup at best, 3 tats 2 at her armpits (weird) and a larger one over her midsection and her many rolls. She grabs my unit with one hand and has a handiwipe in the other and starts to polish my knob. 30 sec lick not even close to classifying it as a BJ she grabs a party hat and slaps it on. I said just suck and blow me and she starts whining in some dialect of chinese that even Russel Peters couldn't imitate.
She then mounts me and tries to CG but only allows minimum penetration so I said just finish me with a BJ and here comes the whining again so I told her reversed CG so I I didn't have to look at her, I could then fantasize and get off quickly and get out. And that I did in record time for me.
I just grabbed a towel from the side table wiped myself down got dressed and got out of there. Could get home fast enough to get the cheap perfume off of me. I call her booker which I never do but something made me do it and told him that if it was the shitiest service ever and that if expected any business that he had better inform his crew.
This one might have put me into retirement.......
L 4-5 (neck up) 2 neck down or 5 clothed
A sucks and I don't me figuratively but literally
S see above.
Damage 1 brown I should of known that you get what you pay for.
So to you fellow pooners be warned.
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Jenny 18 CL 4587 - Jefferson City EscortsHave not poated a review in awhile as I have been following advice here from the board.
THANKS FELLA'S :)
Anyways I had a monkey on my back after not being able to get ahold of Kara_Lynn :( which I will some how.I found another girl that I will not review do to some reasons....No not a bad time just some crapola that I care not to get into,again nothing bad.
So after that I still had a monkey on my back telling me to spend some more on ass so I did and happy to say I did.
So I set up to see Jenny like her program of this is what I offer and this is how much no blah blah this or that.
Go to here place which was a bitch to find but got there.Place is a lil messy could use a bit of a clean.Any how get in pay for the FS rate and get down.I like the fact of it right down to buisness no fuss the "You want me to suck your cock" right off the bat was great and ofcourse I said yes.
She can suck a mean cock BJ HUNTER you should see this young thing she knows how to suck a cock.
FS is about the same as anyone eles not bad good looking titties to play with and a good body.Not a spinner a lil thick in all the right places but not at all fat.
Finished in her mouth and a swallow and I was one happy camper and on with my day.
I will see her again for sure as the BJ was out of sight.I will keep to the BJ no FS for me next time as it seemed such a waste to have my lil buddy out of her mouth.
There you go.Again thanks to the borad I have been able to use my money on some great girls and not feel shafted in the end.
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Tiffany of Craigslist - Columbia EscortsPosts off and on craigslist... search tiffany and she's the chick with short hair.
34 years old, short blonde hair, and actually really nice natural tits
I've always had a thing for short blonde hair chicks... so I ventured out to her incall in Columbia, near guilford mall.
Hospitality was nice, started off with a smoke and a glass of cider. talked for a few minutes then hit the bedroom for business.
She started off blowing my cock, then asked me to fuck her mish. Fucked her for a bit, asked to ride me which due to my "size" she declined. Doggy style till i shot my load.
Looks, 7 i usually like them a lot younger
Service? 8, the drink was nice
Attitude 8, easy to talk to...
repeat? next time i'm out in Columbia i'll probably try jizzelle or something a little younger. Tiffany isnt a bad lay, not really used to the assembly line chicks though... She had another client scheduled for 15 minutes later... sorry if i stretched her out :) but she was fairly tight, especially for a older chick
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Jenny 18 CL 4587 - Jefferson City EscortsHave not poated a review in awhile as I have been following advice here from the board.
THANKS FELLA'S :)
Anyways I had a monkey on my back after not being able to get ahold of Kara_Lynn :( which I will some how.I found another girl that I will not review do to some reasons....No not a bad time just some crapola that I care not to get into,again nothing bad.
So after that I still had a monkey on my back telling me to spend some more on ass so I did and happy to say I did.
So I set up to see Jenny like her program of this is what I offer and this is how much no blah blah this or that.
Go to here place which was a bitch to find but got there.Place is a lil messy could use a bit of a clean.Any how get in pay for the FS rate and get down.I like the fact of it right down to buisness no fuss the "You want me to suck your cock" right off the bat was great and ofcourse I said yes.
She can suck a mean cock BJ HUNTER you should see this young thing she knows how to suck a cock.
FS is about the same as anyone eles not bad good looking titties to play with and a good body.Not a spinner a lil thick in all the right places but not at all fat.
Finished in her mouth and a swallow and I was one happy camper and on with my day.
I will see her again for sure as the BJ was out of sight.I will keep to the BJ no FS for me next time as it seemed such a waste to have my lil buddy out of her mouth.
There you go.Again thanks to the borad I have been able to use my money on some great girls and not feel shafted in the end.
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Faith Renewed, and Damn does she suck a Good Cock - Misty - Hannibal EscortsFor starters I saw Misty back in Mid-Jan. And to be honest I don't know if it was chemistry, or either myself or her wer having a bad day, I was not at all pleased with the session. It was partially my fault for booking an hour and just before arriving I got called into work so I had to shorten the session to a half hour. After a shower and donations Misty started to perform her BBBJ, and to my dismay I wasn't into it and I felt she wasn't either, end of story I never finished and walked out and returned to work bitter.
To prevent being considered some slob trying to ruin a highly reviewed providers reputation I decided not to post my disappointment. And after reading even more positive reviews of her I decided it was time to give her another chance (more like her giving me one).
BOY AM I GLAD I DID!!!! :D
After a few texts back and forth with Misty (I know alot of SPs do not allow texting, but with my work and homelife situation, texting is very conveinent for me) I arrived at Mistys townhouse shortly after midnight. After settling the donation we both got comfortable and sprawled on the bed. Some light conversation and catching up, Misty asked me if I liked her new D&G glasses which i must admit look great on her, and somehow the conversation of body porportion came up and I had to whine that I felt I was screwed over porportionatly, Misty quickly gave me the its the how you use it line, and i promptly corrected her that I was talking about my hands... 6'4 290lbs and fairly solid you would think i would have some mits on me LOL.
But enough of the jokes of the night. After recovering restrictions, Misty promptly started into her award winning BBBJ and I could tell already this time was going to be better. She told me to let her know when I was ready to cum and I obliged, however no where near ready. After some great BBBJ and BLS we moved to Mish. I have been over training at the gym lately so really Mish was a position I did not want to be in. So after 10 min of that exhausted from muscle fatigue and cramping I flipped on my back. Misty rips the cover off and returns to her sloppy pornstyle BBBJ. About 10 mins of that and i can feel myself about to finish. Misty starts pumping the crankshaft at record speed with lots of saliva for a great HJ finish. I warned misty that I was about to cum.
Now at this point I have to point out I don't know if COF is on her menu, but in my defense her hands were on my cock so really she was aiming the damn thing. But I finished a load that really and I mean REALLY impressed me, all i can say is those brand spanking new D&G glasses made great safety goggles, not to mention the mess everywhere else
Anyways its late, Im spent thanks to Misty,
all I can say is thanks for restoring my faith and im sure ill see you soon!
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Toftt: Gorgeous japanese midori cl 3851 - Saint Louis EscortsLong time lurker, first time poster...
Went to new girl Midori's DT apt at broughton/pender yesterday. Ample parking, new building. Greeted by a pretty young girl that indeed looks like 22 and 5'-3". Definitely a spinner; in fact, a bit underweight IMO. Smooth, white skin (and thus the CL photo which shows tanned skin may not be hers). Boobs are C-cup but felt a bit hard so could be bolted-on. Anyways, there's accompanied shower with some teasing before and after the deed. Onto bed, there's some teasing massage which includes grinding my feet against her boobs. This is followed by a short BLS/BBBJ, and then several positions to finish.
Overall, girl aims to please & carries a smile throughout, which makes up for her slight lack of skills (ya that includes BJ skills). There's another girl working at same unit, but Midori doesn't know her name. Perhaps some of you would know. Oh, Midori is likely NOT japanese.
$.6
L: 7
A: 8
S: 6
Repeat: Worth a try, but won't repeat :)
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Sweet Monique - Hannibal EscortsI saw Monique just before Xmas on that snowy Sunday evening. It was the final day of her special, and having viewed her pictures knew I had to take the trip out to Hannibal. Now she's in in Hannibal Hannibal things will be much easier.
What can I say other than she is spectacular. The most incredible body you'll probably ever get your hands on, those breasts are beyond belief, plus a very cute face too. Sweden certainly knows how to make women.
She was very complementary to me, which came off as sincere and certainly helped me relax and enjoy the time. I'm not going to go into details but I had a wonderful time, I paid the supplement for MSOG and so managed to enjoy her twice as well as spending plenty of time kissing and eating her very tasty pussy.
Certainly one of my all time favs, I just wish she included MSOG in her normal hourly rate; I'd visit each week if that happened.
The only slight downer was not being offered anything to drink as my mouth was quite dry and I didn't want my breath to turn nasty for her.
Repeat - I want her all to myself!
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TOFTT and Wins! - Kansas City EscortsI was browsing through CL the other day and came across an ad for a really hot looking girl I'd never heard of before. I did a search on tineye and the pics didn't show up. I went to her website and saw more good pics. No phone # so I did the e-mail thing and waited for a reply. That happened Mon/Tues and I saw her yesterday.
She advertises as Annalore Volcu. The name alone is mouthful but she is young and cute. Early 20's and really attractive. Nice tan and real breasts (small b's?), great long black hair. She claims to be half russian and half romanian and I could buy that. She has a great eastern european accent anyway. She is maybe 5'4" or so and maybe 115lbs, cute little bubble butt. Decent menu. LFK, DATY, and CBJ. She gives a great massage and has a warm, bubbly personality. Very nice appartment in Yaletown with decent parking nearby. She has a clean shower with amenities and nice towels. Downside is her pricing at $$$.5. Looks 8.5 A 9 S 8.
I think her service will get better as she gets into it more.
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REVIEW : Nina Leone 100% GFE Columbia BCI wanted to get back here and post this review before I forgot but also wanted to give it some time to settle in and make my review that much better.
This was a first time experience for me so I was really nervous, Nina helped a great deal my talking to me over email several times and answering my many questions on what was ok and not ok.
The big day finally came and well almost did not happen from chickening out... been burned a few times by hookers, I finally decided that I really wanted to do this and went over to her apartment it was nice and clean and very professional. Nina even has her own massage table though I did not take advantage of it. Nina met me at the door wearing a beautiful corset nice and tight and pushing her beautiful large breasts up I was hooked at the door then came the first kiss to know I was about to experience a totally different experience.
Nina showed me around the apartment and showed me all of her incredible toys there is something here for almost any taste and I can not wait to get to know most of them over the next few years lol.. Like I said I was nervous as hell so started by sitting on her love seat with her just touching and kissing until things got heated up. Nina's incredibly beautiful tits came out and the panties came off and I found myself on her bed with my tongue exploring her pussy and my (covered) fingers deep inside her pussy. Her squirting orgasm went all over my face and I kept licking as she shuddered under me. Then it was my turn I have had many good BJ in my life but nothing like this It was like she was hungry for as much of me as she could take in her mouth including my balls it was heavenly but I did not want to explode here as one of the things I had chosen Nina for is that she not only allows Greek but loves it. She has a chair that is in the perfect position to give great greek from behind. Nina does not do CIM but she took me her mouth and brought me to a wonderful explosive orgasm on her face and tits. We had a wonderful shower together to clean up and that to was fantastic we talked a bit more about future fantasy nights and she showed me more toys and fun things she could do.... all I can say boys is WOW well worth every dollar.
Thanks Nina can not wait to play with your toys :D
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Ivy Near in Saint JosephSo maybe she slipped when she was typing her CL ad. Maybe when she typed 38D-26-35, as in waist 26", what she really meant to type was 38D-36-42. It's an honest mistake. Could happen to anyone. Really?? Noooo.... not really!
I was an innocent moth drawn to the flame of the photo showing that beautifully enticing cleavage shot. But I felt like the bug that hit the zapper light when she started to take her cloths off and I realized that the girl answering the door and taking my money was Ivy. Oh well, I'll try anything once, so I stayed. That's 20 minutes I'll never get back.
Fake add? Well not entirely fake, she might be 5'8".
Un-true, un-kept, un-trimmed and un-inspired; generally an un-memorable un-experience. I think the damage was $20 (don't recall exactly as I've already blocked most of the event from my mind, and I think it was only last week).
If you're into the BBW thing she might float your boat, mine sunk (and I generally like curvy girls).
Number ends in 8155.
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Korean newbie Kalani - Saint Joseph EscortsNewer condo, street parking. Apartment clean, attended shower, lots of shampoos, soap, nice BBBJ, yummy b cup, fluffy towels and sweet friendly girl in general. As I mentioned, it started with attended shower, plenty of hot water and soap, apparently she likes a clean boyfriend.
She is nice and young, claims 22, I believe that's close. Her English is good, she has a warm and bubbly personality, polite and easy to spend time with. Body type is athletic with nice tan lines ;)
Kalani was coy and shy at first but she warmed up fast. After the shower, had the standard massage. A lot was on the menu. I played with her body for a while massaging her front and she would giggle. Her oral skills are acceptable and she was open to speed suggestions, starts slow and works the speed up gradually, unlike some other asian organ grinders that I've encountered. She had some nice gentle finger stroking at the same time too. I finished her off in a lazy dog breathing in her perfume from behind
L7/A8/S8/
$.50
Her pics a genuine. She's a nice young lady, pleasure to be with.
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Review - Tegan - Saint Joseph EscortsBeen seeing her photo for quite some time and last week decided to give her a text. Very easy to get a hold of. When she opened the door, she was exactly like her pictures, no short selling, no photoshop touch ups... just and natural beauty. she's very friendly, good conversationalist and made things very comfortable. after the shower, she's waiting on the bed and starts to take off her clothes and boots. i asked her to keep the boots on as they're very sexy on her. kissing is very much on the menu and again very natural... nothing forced, nothing fake. her breasts are very real, very natural and very tasty. she gives a great CBJ and its alot of mouth as oppose to some who just use mainly hands. after a while, she climbs on for a good cowgirl... great hip movements and at one point she leans back and grabs the heel of her boots... that was quite the scene. she guides my hands on her breasts and has me squeeze them. i ask her what she likes and she likes doggie which is fine by me! she has a small tattoo between her shoulder blades which i don't find distracting but others might disagree. i decide to slap her perfectly round ass and she asks for more and a bit harder. again, that's fine by me! she's really into the session by now, and as am i. after a bit of doggy, i suggest missionary and as i stand on the side of the bed, i lift her up and with her hands supporting her do a bridge-like missionary. next time i'll have to lift her all the way up. during this position, she comments "where did you come from?!!??" i guess she was enjoying herself... i knew i was. once i was finished, i showered and changed, all the while we were just chatting about things in general.
overall a very good experience. i wouldn't categorize her as GFE, but more like a good friend with benefits... good conversation, great sex. that's all i can ask for. will definitely add her to my speeddial list
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Shanghai Chanel from the land of cl - Jefferson City EscortsI've been walking around with the biggest ball ache of my life since the heatwave. The problem with the heat wave was it got me all hornier than a toad but it was seriously way to hot to fuck. I went through the list and was temped to try this lady Sadie. I had seen there ads a few weeks ago but they dissapeared. Oh well I thought another falls off the list.
My luck recently changed on my daily CL scan, to my surprise I saw the return of asian Sadie. The call was placed and was directed down near Robson. I didn't think traffic from the valley would bad but it was t.h.i.c.k. with commuters. So due to no fault but my own I showed up over an hour late for my appointment. Once inside I was greeted by an older broad. She said that I had taken too long and that Sadie was occupied! Oh shit, here we go and I start kicking myself for not calling to say I would be late. Then I start to think this is a b&s when she tells that her friend Chanel had literally (and coincidentally:rolleyes:) just arrived here for a visit from Shanghai. She leads me to a room where Chanel is laying on the bed. Holy macanoli I say - like sure I'll stay, I mean I seriously thought I was getting baited at first but nope she looked ok. I get the whisper that her name is Chanel and the door closes behind me.
Chanel was a real spinner who had no fat and small frame. We began with a shower and this is where I started to explain my extreme ball ache to her. She thought it was humorous and took to task right away blsing and bbjing me all the while scratching my sac with her nails. We started a little DFK and headed back to the room. It sure was a pleasure blasting her in every position. I couldn't get enough of her body, for real. She was even nice enough to give me another long bbbj in front of her big mirror. I was able to hold her up and self serve myself in front of that same mirror :D
Service was a solid steel gfe from a younger hottie. What was allowed DFK, BBBJ, BLS, dog, mish, airborne. Not allowed to travel or probe ;) Not sure about msog, cim
$.40 in the bucket
L/8.5
S/8.5
A/8
Never did meet Sadie :lol:
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Dee in New West CL - Springfield EscortsI had some time to kill last week inbetween sales call and was looking for a quick BBBJ. Saw and ad on CL with an amazing ass and advertising $100 specials. Quickly called her up and her voice was a little rough on the phone. We agreed to $60 and I was on my way.
She lives in a low rise apartment complex off Canada Way. Buzzed up and greeted by 40+ broad with a fake blonde 80s hair metal wig! She was wearing a rubber dress and stillettos with studs on them... right out of a Whitesnake video. Face was weathered and makeup was a tad over "way too much". The pic may have been her as she had an ok body but it musta been Photoshopped to hell. Anyways, for $60 and only 30 minuted before my next appointment, I saw WTF.
Bottom line the BJ was good, and she was into it. Blew into her mouth and that was that. Getting dressed I noticed she must have been stoned or something because the eyes start doing a roll back into her sockets. Dress like a muthafuka and get the hell outta dodge.
Umm.. no
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Mya at YVR - toftt - Saint Joseph EscortsWent to see Mya tonight. Had read about her pics possibly not being accurate. Looking at the pics though, it seemed worth trying.
Get to the place Dwntwn, and sure enough, it's her. The pics are accurate, no question. She's gorgeous. Tiny, and cute as a button. No more than 20 yrs old. Long and lean. She has unbelievably sexy legs, and probably the best ass I've ever massaged. Great little b-cup titties, with delicious tiny nipples. Superlative tanned skin, flawless really. She has a great smile when she wants to and mischievous little look in her eye when she chooses to use it. She's picture perfect. And that's the problem; that's where it falls apart.
She's better in pictures, not in looks, but in attitude. She nice enough, but no sex appeal whatsoever. Stiff as a board. She was advertised as an open minded GFE, but she couldn't have been further. Tight lipped, brief kissing only, no digits, no daty, no play, no flirting. She was actually watching the clock while absentmindedly sucking my cock, with a bored look on her face. No eye contact, no noise; all mechanical..., dull. She only uses her hands to fix her hair. Total turn off. If she couldn't be into at all, I wasn't either. I tried various ways of heating it up , but nothing would release the stick up her butt (which I wouldn't have minded being mine, but there was nothing there.) It woulda been better in pictures.
Maybe it was just a chemistry thing, but in my experience, I doubt it. Girls usually melt with me. So YMMV.
if you're an ass man with money to spare...
L - 9.5 (face and body, truly)
A - 4 (rush, rush, rush, rush)
S - 2 (she was barely there)
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