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Vanessa @ Top Model Companions - Springfield EscortsSituation
Had a session get cancelled. Was feeling bummed and horny. Spent two hours trying to figure out who to try and then trying to get them. Finally, noticed an ad for Vanessa at Top Model, and it was her first day. PSE? Hmmmmm...that sounds like a good idea. First day too. I know sometimes that's BS, but in this case I believe it is true. Not first client though. Second.
Meeting
Very outgoing gal. Very friendly. I'm a pretty confident, talkative, high energy kind of guy, and we got along great right away.
Looks
In the eye of the beholder as always. But to me, damn fine-looking young lady. Nice eyes, great smile. Pretty face. Tall, nice figure. Not a spinner, not full-on voluptous, in-between I'd say. Lovely set of breasts. Compliments to the surgeon really. I'm not a fan of playing with fakes, but these are great!!! Happy happy happy.
Attitude
Awesome! Definite depth to her personality. Has her shit together better than I did at that age. Great listener and talker. Very friendly. I like her laugh and her smile.
Service
I hate this part of reviews. Feels so degrading in some ways. But...got to try and help the brothers out. Hmmm. First off, I came twice in 40 minutes, and I'm 40. So that is a good sign. I'm quite sensitive to "lack of skill" in any particular sex act. I'm not fond of people who don't know what they are doing. Didn't have that problem AT ALL. Judging the overall experience, I'd say "Yeah, she's damn good in bed". Take it from there. Love her eyes...she knows how to look a man in the eyes. Got to love that.
Overall
Had an awesome time! Really did. Came at a great moment in life, it was perfect timing. Would love to see her again if I can arrange it.
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Robin - Cape Girardeau EscortsI gave Robin in NW a try after some good reviews from others. She advertises on CL although not under her name and so you need to do some digging. Ad refers to NW and to big tits.
Called her up -made a half hr appointment with only 20 min notice and for me that is a great option as I am a spur of the moment guy.
Location - middle of New West, on 9th Street.
Apartment -nothing special, older place.
Knock on the door, lights were low and so a good view was not in the cards. She presented herself in a red nighty - short, early 30's I guess, about 5'2", blondish brown hair, caucasian, enormous natural breasts, could stand to lose about 15 lbs IMHO as she had a pronounced tummy. Her appearance was average, not a face that stood out in the crowd. Attitude was very friendly, talkative, easy going.
Services - start with a massage -she clearly has had training and I venture is good at different techniques. I'm a swedish massage guy - shiatshu is too painful. Her technique was great, went to light fingertip touches that were incredible.
Flip over time for BBBJ and cow girl. Nice grind, good at giving head.
I have gone blank on the cost - think it was 1.5 or maybe less
None rushed.
I think many will love her - not totally sure I will repeat as I did not fiind her that attractive. Still, a nice lady and good at the massage.
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Review of Kay @ Scarletts - Columbia EscortsMade arrangements with Scarlett to meet Kay at my hotel later in the evening. Because of timing had to play it by ear. She arrived at the hotel and waited for me in the hotel bar - damn security elevators! We had a drink and chatted and got to know each other a bit before heading up.
In the room we started kissing and soon the clothes were coming off . . . Kay has a great little body and she likes what she does. We continued kissing and she started giving me a BJ. She is good and I was enjoying but I wanted to taste her and she was tasty! She was squirming and wanting more but wanting me to stop. Soon, she said she wanted me inside her so we slip on a cover and in I go. Damn, wet and tight!!! We did mish for a bit but I wanted her on top so we flipped and she mounted up. Damn, did I mention tight? She likes to talk dirty and liked it when I talked dirty back. I took my time. Great Boobs!! Likes her nipples sucked.
We continued this way until we both had the big O and then giggled after. She was tired and although I teased her about sleeping over she eventually got up to leave for home since she had her regular job to go to in the morning. Would I repeat? ABSOLUTELY!!
L: 8
A: 9
S: 9
Fee:$$$.5
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CL Korean Hena - Cape Girardeau EscortsHi All,
Just want to start of first by saying long time lurker but finally posting.
After reading dabi's review of Eva, I've decided to check her out. So I called and made an appointment.
When I got there, I was greeted by the Mamasan and she led me to the living room. There she showed me the line up, Eva, Hena and Sora. I had my mind set on Eva until I saw Hena. Eva had the bigger tats but I went for the looks so I picked Hena. She reminded me of a friend whom I met in Korea sometime in March.
Hena led me to the room, undressed, teesed a bit and then went for a quick accompanied shower. Went back to the room where she started off w/ a massage. The typical usual stuff.
Flipped and was about to put a hat on for a CBJ, but I asked her for a BBBJ instead. She said it will got an extra green. So what the heck and went for it. I won't really say it's worth it now come to think of it.
Regardless, did that for about 5-10 min and then the hat came on.
Started off w/ CG. Gotta admit she was tight. I felt I was about to blow. Had to tell her to slow down. Then went doggy; again had to slow and then pulled out but not yet exploded.
She then pushed me down onto my back and jumped on me CG. Damn, she's feisty one but also nearly had an injury. Almost snapped by lil bro. Continued for a couple more minutes, switched positions and pounded her w/ her legs up on my shoulders until I finished.
Cleaned up, accompanied shower, tried to chat a bit and then left.
Overall, it was a memorable expereince w/ a Ksp.
L: 8 (bigger tats would be nice)
S: 8 (like the feistyness)
A: 8 (fun trying to communicate w/ her)
Damage: $.5 + .2
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Korean Judy @ in Jefferson CityI was craving some korean <I>food</I> so i called up mamasan and asked what she could suggest. She said Judy had great service and would satisfy my appetite so i made an appointment for later that night. Head over a little early and stop at in Jefferson City to check out all the hotties in their summer clothes. Damn that gets me in the mood every time! I suspect the providers here see an exponential rise in clientele when the warm weather hits.
After that little appetizer i head over to mamasan's place and she is looking good too. From what i hear she provided services not too long ago. ;) Mamasan shows me into the room where Judy is waiting and i notice that she looks a little nervous. Perhaps she doesnt get many customers. We strip down and i check out her body. She's somewhat cute, mid 20's with a decent set of B tits, but she really needs a trim down there. :eek: We go for a shower where she spends a long time scrubbing me down. Back to the bedroom and she's a little disorganized searching for towels and massage oil. Finally she seems ready to go and she tells me to lie down. She covers me up with a towel and proceeds to give me a surprisingly good massage. Nice hard massage even getting her elbows and knees into the action to work out some kinks, but i still dont understand the towel thing.
After about 10 minutes she asks me to turn over then starts to oil up my body and her tits n ass. I have an idea what's coming next.... as i suspect she proceeds to give me a great bodyslide, rubbing her oiled up tits all over my body, especially on my now hard junior. Then she gets in the ACG position, puts her hands back by my feet and rubs her ass all over my body. She spends a long time rubbing my dick between her ass cheeks while thrusting her pussy in my face. HAWT! :D Next she gives me a pretty good bbbj and i had to stop her or risk finishing early.
I flip her over and dine on her tits then briefly consider DATY but i suspect its off limits and with the tarantula down there i decide to pass. Slip on the cover and start off with mish, then doggie with alot of moaning from her, then CG where she has some skills so i let her ride me for a long time. Finish off in mish and we cuddle for a bit then another long shower where she cleans me up good. Overall a pretty good experience and a nice change from typical korean service.
$160
L: 6.5
S: 9 (great bodyslide, good bbbj)
A: 8 (good attitude but a little nervous)
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CL-Bailee - Springfield EscortsHi,
I'm Bailee.
Come and walk the walk and talk the talk.
I'm an Asian sizzler who will teach you the meaning.
Please call to relax with an beautiful busty asian girl
Bailee
-829+**** = Bailee <--- do not post complete for numbers or links to unpaid advertisers
Hi, everyone. Long time admirer, first time poster.
I got a bug in my butt and decided to go see Bailee from CL. Her pic is from the neck down, not a good sign, but her bust was impressive, and I am a sucker for more natural ladies. Called her up, and at first she sounded a bit unenthusiastic, hmm. Anyway, after clawing through the language barrier, we agreed on a time and price.
I got to her building and knocked with trepidation, as I was in reality expecting to be confronted by some fossilized gargoyle. I was surprised indeed to be met by a very friendly, busty lady with a pleasant appearance. After much bowing and "thank yous", she pulled me in the shower for a r &t, bbbj and a slip-and-slide. She is not afraid to use her tongue. She's probably in her early 30's with some nice tattoos, not snakehead-style. Anyhoo, on to the bed for a nice massage followed by rimming and more suction. This is where things got a little rushed. I enjoy DATY a lot, but she was anxious to move on to CG style. It was enthusiastic without too many fake "ohs".
Unfortunately, I bolas' my load too quickly. Damn sobriety and jimmy hats! After one shot it was in the shower to clean up. On the way out she introduced me to two other girls, Macy and "Snow". I guess I was pronging mama-san.
I'm not good at assigning scores because it really takes a lot for me to find an ugly woman, but here goes:
Looks- I give her an 8, but probably most guys would go 6.5-7.5
Service- 8 She really DFKs and does everything with enthusiasm. NO clock watching either.
The only neg' is the one shot. I should have made it clear when I called for MSOG, but I think she is probably MSOG-friendly
Repeat? Yes, definitely, if only to teach her more English!
Sorry if this review runs on too long
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in Saint Joseph Mika - Just landed!Curiousity from another thred got to me so I headed out to sweet Mika's. She's shacked up with the little dirt pipe queen Maggie now known as 'MAG".
I ferociously blew my load inside of her. However, in the moments leading up to that I was greeted at the door by a decent looking 37-42 y/o lady. She was probably once sporting a nice body but time has certainly caught up to Mika. Her nipples were long and perking off the tips of her B's.
After a short actionless shower she gave me a quick massage that I can't even remember. What I do remember is her hot tongue going up and down my ass for a thorough rimmer. You know, where I come from rim jobs lead to blow jobs and today was no different. She went down on me harder than the Toronto stock exchange.
Finally she slaps her twat on my face for a long session of the 'nine. After about 10 minutes of mutal pleasuring the jersey goes on for the power play. CG turned into air born fucking which soon lead to a frantic frenzy as she held her legs to her ears. You already know how it ended :D
L/6 loose but not fat w/ a pleasently painted on face and short bob hair-do
S/8 perhaps a touch quick but for the price WTF
A/8 I was going to give 9 but some may find her moan track uninspired, again for the price WTF I'll giver her a 9
$ for bbbj cg dfk lfk dato daty 69 ;)
Memorable for a few days making it recommendable, especially for the budget minded :D
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Oben Action and Strange Shock - Kansas City EscortsFirst review. Not sure how helpful this will be or if it could be called TOFTT or not but I'll offer what I can.
Made 3 visits to the same bldg over the past month. Main floor first 2 times then up to the 5th on last visit.
Sorry for not recalling names but I wasn't thinking about a review when I visited. There's a number of SP's that advertise on CL as being at either Bby or Joyce so a simple search should suffice.
Nothing particularly outstanding either positive or negative about the first couple visits. Both were pretty much identical experiences, largely due to my own pattern/way of doing things. Decent looks and bods, very accommodating service and friendly attitudes. I seem to recall feeling a little misled about ages as ads had said early 20's but reality showed more like later 20's early 30's but no big deal. $.3 hour both visits.
Accompanied showers with a little bbbj warmup followed by short massage. More bbbj then on goes the hat. A variety of positions leading to my fave which is to prop a pillow under her butt to get the goods up in the air for some long relaxing stroking. Girls were nicely responsive to this and seem to enjoy as much as I did. After some prolonged banging, I maneuver situation to receive BLS with some "cooperative HJ" (I tend to assist with the HJ part preferring to have partner focus on lots of BLS - tmi? lol). Non-rushed follow up with more massage and a shower offered but declined.
Most recent visit found me knocking on the first floor suite and getting no answer then going back to intercom to get directed to 5th floor. Greeted by one SP and introduced to a 2nd, younger and smaller one. Was feeling a little celebratory so asked about duo and agreed to $$.5 for a full hour with both. Accompanied shower with both and lots of warm up oral and soapy hands. On to great massage with smaller one standing by my head and me checking out her great butt and legs while they went to town on my back with a variety of techniques. Over to bed for lots of bbbj from older SP only while other would BLS or put pert breasts in my mouth or my nips in hers etc. Went through a bunch of hats over the next half hour trying a variety of positions on each. Took the younger one to a rather enthusiastic O that may or may not have been faked but seemed legit and both were raving about it afterwards lol. They were speaking to each other in their native tongues a lot which made me laugh to myself as I'd imagine them discussing any number of things from my great prowess to their plans to do laundry later that evening. So, lots more groping and romping led back to the start and I finished with bbbj from one and bls from the other (great way to go if ya ask me).
So all was well and good and I was slowly preparing to leave when the older one starts raving about my 'size'. Trust me, it's nothing that would earn me a pornstar role but is sufficient and maybe slightly above average. But she kept going on about it and saying, 'Oh, so much bigger than Chinese men'. I didn't argue but just sort of laughed. She kept going on about it and I guess she though I didn't believe her cuz she decided to leave the room and then return with (are you sitting down all? glad I was) some Chinese guy from the living room wearing nothing but a shirt :eek:
Yes, you read right, she paraded this guy into the room to show me his dick as proof that I was bigger than Chinese men. Oh joy. What was a pretty awesome experience that I don't get to enjoy nearly often enough had now been transformed into an omg erase it from my memory now please episode of the XXX Files. When responding to an ad that says memorable experience, careful ya don't get more than ya bargained for lol
Hopefully the laughs yer getting from this make up for the shortcomings of my review. Sorry for the parts that suck and I'll try to take better notes and do better next time.
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Sara Solomon - I passed - Hannibal EscortsHi everybody,
After reading the numerous positive reviews, I decided to stick my junior out and try something more "high class" and pay double what the going rates of Asians are.
Made an appointment last week with Sara Solomon. Looked at her pics all weekend long and just dreaming about how hot she would be.
Appointment this morning at 9:30 am. Got the info and went to apartment near Sheraton Wall Centre.
My first impression was that it was probably girl in pics but she has gained a little bit of weight. Sorry, she just wasn't hot enough for me to justify $$$ when people like Erotic Harmony look much hotter.
Therefore, I took a pass and thanked her for her time.
L - 7-8 (not a head turner but not ugly), a bit "big" for my taste, face is not as beautiful as in the pics. I'm sure the pics were retouched....
A - 9 (she seemed professional and booking was quite easy)
S - N/A
Guess it's back to my ATF today instead at half price!
Johnny
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CL Cindy - Review - Columbia EscortsIt's been about 6 weeks since I pumped, so I had to get my load off or eventually turn into a virgin perb troll like HubbaHubba...;)
Called a couple places off of CL and decided to check out the line-up at a micro operating near 37th and in Columbia. Rates at the time had dropped to $.2, so I thought worth the try since no previous reviews could be found.
Three girls working at this place plus a chinese gentleman/pimp on that evening. All girls were available and settled on Cindy. Not sure if the picture on CL is her... since it doesnt show much.
Cindy is Malaysian and her face is what got me going...cute looking woman IMO, with long hair, and in shape looking bod.
Started off with an duo shower. Probably one the best showers I've ever had...within seconds DFK while washing each other. This lasted at least 5 mintues and I thought about asking to have the whole session in the shower...:D
Dried ourselves off, the quickly went to action on the bed. More DFK, heavy breathing like young lovers, kissing each others ears, neck, etc...HOT STUFF!
She then slowly worked her way down my body kissing and sucking, and began with BLS then BBJ....back up for more DFK, then back to BBJ. WOW! THis girl can definately act or I was getting the royal treatment. Definate chemistry...didn't seem fake...or at least most of it...:D
Next came cow girl...Cindy rode my dick for a few minutes...I slipped out a couple of times and decided to go nuts on missionary. Threw her legs up over my shoulders for the finale...lots of moaning and grunting...while the other 3 listened in the living room!!!:D I made sure they knew what was going on...and shouted..."I'm GONNA CUM....I'm Gonna CUM!!!! AAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHH ....AHAHAAAHHAAAAA...AHHAHHAAHAHAAA"
L - face 7.75, body 6.75 - toned body, but loses points for not the firmest pointy type boobs (B's) - just not my thing. Her box isn't overly tight, but not loose either. Skin is very smooth and I saw no stretch marks. Beautiful face IMO. At one point she was sitting on the bed with her back to me...nice body overall.
A - 9
S - 9
She seemed surprised when I got dressed...and asked me if I was in a rush. So she is definately not a clock watcher, and I probably could of got more out of her.
Nice woman. YMMV. Just show up, be clean and presentable and you will probably get similar service.
The place is clean and Pimp is very pleasant. Offered me tea to drink and thanked me for coming. I would go back for the service, but on a budget these days...
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Apple and Fanny on CL - Cape Girardeau EscortsI was in the mood for something new and came upon this ad.
http://Cape Girardeau.en.craigslist.ca/ers/711944404.html
I figured I would go there and see what they looked like in person and if I didn't like what I saw, I would leave.
Showed up in microville and wait to be buzzed in. I heard in the background of the intercom the lady speaking cantonese telling someone to go out to get something. I get buzzed in and see this cute asian girl walking out.
I get off on the appropriate floor and the door opens with a girl standing behind the door. This person I assume is Fanny based on the descrption in the ad. She said she was the only girl there and would give me really good service. Wasn't too bad looking, but a little chubby and older women. Then another girl walks back into the apartment. The one I saw leaving the elevator when I came in.
Immediately I asked for her but the fatter lady said she had a customer waiting. I said I would wait as she was much better looking and younger as well as a lot thinner.
So the other girl enters the room and begins to undress. WOW. She was really thin, but decently tall for an asian. I'd say she was 5'6 and had enhanced D cups. Didn't match Apple's description, and I heard the other lady call her Sisi when she called her "manager" when I insisted on the other girl.
We hed off to the shower and right away I sense something was wrong. She spent the first few minutes washing herself, concentrating on the downstairs region. Then she gave me a quick wash of my downstairs area. I was all sweaty and stinky from playing hockey and all she did was wash the downstairs region. :confused:
Oh well, afterwards we dried off and head back to the bed room where she asked for .4 for the dance.
After everthing was squared away we started off with a boobie squishy hug. Then she started to stoke the sausage while I played with her silicone toys. She quickly threw on a jimmy hat and gave a piss poor CBJ. Within a minute she was lying on the bed asking me to give it to her, which I did. Unfortunately, all she did was lie there like a dead fish. No movement, no moans or squeaks of any sort. Every few minutes she would sigh as I kept pounding her. She definately had a tight kitty but i wasn't really feeling it. She kept her eyes closed and every few minutes she would ask me to not slow down. Fine, I slowed down to make it last. Who wouldn't?
Finally I came and she wiped everything up and we went back to the shower where she started off by washing herself there and then on me there.
We dressed and hugged and I was on my way.
Sounded like the other customer showed up as the other room's door was shut and I could hear massaging sounds.
Looks 8. Very thing, spinner like. Long black hair. Very soft skin, except for the back of the foot. Looks like she wears a lot of high heals. Enhanced D cups were nice to play with, but the job itself was done poorly as one nipple was higher than the other, and the implants kinda fell to the side giving way to huge implant cleavage.
Attitude 4. Didn't feel like she wanted to be there. Maybe I she wanted that other customer really bad.
Service 3. Piss poor CBJ, lack of attention in the shower, and lack of involvment in the heat of the action. I think I get more GFE from my dog than her.
Repeat Hell No.
Reccomend Hell No.
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some reviews - Columbia EscortsI have seen a lot of sp's over the years. But recently I have an addiction to brown girls.
I saw Mirrah at Serenity. She is hot and young. I went for the hour.
She has a great pair of fake tits. She is east indian. She sucks cock- ok. No greek. NO sucking the tits. But is a good fuck. She is about 5'3" about 110 pounds with DD's. Damage was 2 bills
L - 8
A- 7
S -7
I saw Suki at Alley Cats a few times. She is more of medium framed girls. She about 5'5" about 130-140 pound with a D cups. She is east indian. She sucks cock - ok. NO greek. Can suck her tits forever. Is a good fuck. Damage is 2 bills.
L- 7
A -7
S -7.
I saw Jasmin at Madame Cleo's. She is Fijian/east indian. She is a tiny girl. About 5'1 about 100 pounds withs small B cups. She started with the massage. Then sensual. Flip.
CBJ standing up looking into the mirrors. Fuck from mish to doggy. Very cool.
Young and hot. Damage was 2bills plus house fee.
L - 8
A-8
S-8
I shaw Shivani at BBC. She is Fijian/east indian. Mid 20's. About 5'3" and 110 pounds. She has C cups I think. First a little massage. Then reverse massage with BLOWING IN HER EAR. She lets me EAT her out. Fuck her widly. Finish with a smile. Damage 160.
L - 8
A -8
S- 9
Now this is my first post. Help me get better.
If anyone knows any other BROWN GIRLS let me know please Especially EAST INDIAN.
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"Japanese girl" from GS - Kansas City EscortsThe ad in GS
Japanese Girl
21yrs, 5'6", 35C. 112Lbs.
Beautiful, nice.
Near Joyce Station.
-385-9881
Very busy location in the heart of microville. The usual hide behind the door routine and I walk in expecting the worst but then a cute face peaks out from behind the door and i'm thinking this might not be so bad. She's not exactly a head turner but cute in the girl next door kind of way. She's around mid 20's, 5'6 slim body, B cup and nice long legs. Shows me into one of the rooms and there is another girl working in the other room. Turns out there are 4 or 5 girls working out of this location.
No shower offered but it's fine since i just had one. She leaves the room to take a call while i get undressed, comes back after a few min. Says her name is Jessica and she's not japanese, what a surprise :rolleyes: . Her English is minimal so conversation is out. Starts off with a ok massage but nothing special. Flip and she goes right into bbbj, again nothing special. I let her work for a few min but it's doing nothing for me so i flip her over and start playing with her tits. Move down for DATY but she positions herself to deny me, fine with me since she doesn't smell too fresh.
I'm starting to lose wood so i get on top and start with mish but she's holding me so tight that i can't get any pupming action going. Try to reposition myself but she keeps pulling me close so I tell her to get on top. That's not any better, she's just grinding me and barely moving. She keeps going on and on with the "you're so big" and "you're the #1 fuck honey" which is a real turn-off. I'm thinking damn i'm never going to get off like this. Switch to doggie and it's a little better, i'm enjoying the view and reach down to grab her tits, start pumping her harder and finally blow. She continues with the "you the best fuck baby" and it's starting to annoy me so i go for a solo shower and i'm out of there.
Donation: $130
Looks: 7 - cute but i wouldn't give her a second look on the street
Service: 5 - no kissing, no DATY
Attitude: 5 - fake fake fake
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"Japanese girl" from GS - Saint Louis EscortsThe ad in GS
Japanese Girl
21yrs, 5'6", 35C. 112Lbs.
Beautiful, nice.
Near Joyce Station.
-385-9881
Very busy location in the heart of microville. The usual hide behind the door routine and I walk in expecting the worst but then a cute face peaks out from behind the door and i'm thinking this might not be so bad. She's not exactly a head turner but cute in the girl next door kind of way. She's around mid 20's, 5'6 slim body, B cup and nice long legs. Shows me into one of the rooms and there is another girl working in the other room. Turns out there are 4 or 5 girls working out of this location.
No shower offered but it's fine since i just had one. She leaves the room to take a call while i get undressed, comes back after a few min. Says her name is Jessica and she's not japanese, what a surprise :rolleyes: . Her English is minimal so conversation is out. Starts off with a ok massage but nothing special. Flip and she goes right into bbbj, again nothing special. I let her work for a few min but it's doing nothing for me so i flip her over and start playing with her tits. Move down for DATY but she positions herself to deny me, fine with me since she doesn't smell too fresh.
I'm starting to lose wood so i get on top and start with mish but she's holding me so tight that i can't get any pupming action going. Try to reposition myself but she keeps pulling me close so I tell her to get on top. That's not any better, she's just grinding me and barely moving. She keeps going on and on with the "you're so big" and "you're the #1 fuck honey" which is a real turn-off. I'm thinking damn i'm never going to get off like this. Switch to doggie and it's a little better, i'm enjoying the view and reach down to grab her tits, start pumping her harder and finally blow. She continues with the "you the best fuck baby" and it's starting to annoy me so i go for a solo shower and i'm out of there.
Donation: $130
Looks: 7 - cute but i wouldn't give her a second look on the street
Service: 5 - no kissing, no DATY
Attitude: 5 - fake fake fake
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CL Vera - TOFTT - Jefferson City EscortsSaw a new ad on CL today and I recognized the phone number. It was the same operation over on Mellville with that mamasan. They have Rebecca Ruby Vera and someone else there. Mamasan must be tired or stressed out a bit, the last time I saw her she looked a lot better. Anyhow, I arrived saw the line up of girls and noticed that Vera, the intended girl I wanted to see was super nervous. Aparently I was one of her first clients I guess. Seeing how nervous she was, was kind fo a turn on... Undiscovered terroritory just waiting for me to explore and conquer!
Anyways, she offered to join me in the show but I figured it'd be quicker if I just solo'd it. She started off with some BLS, BBBJ which wasn't too bad for a newbie. Did a little of the hand jerking while slurping. She then put on the cover, and went striaght for CG :) After a few minutes she did reverse CG =) Did a little mish, then doggie then back to CG where she rode me really hard and fast till I couldnt hold it no more. Note that I could tell she might have pulled something during the initial CG, but she was a trooper and kept going at it while injured. The picture of her on CL is not real, she is okay looking and her body is nothing to rave about. However her service and attitude was one of the best I've seen, YMMV though. I would say she's about 21-23 years old.
facial looks: 5.5
body looks: 6.0
service: 8.0
attitude: 8.5
repeat: no
damage: $.60
ad:
NEW AD! SUPER MODEL - KOREAN BABE - LONG LEG - W4M - 20 (Jefferson City in Jefferson City)
HI THERE, MY NAME IS VERA AND I AM A KOREAN SUPER MODEL
36C - 24 - 36
115LBS 5' 8"
I OFFER FULL BODY MESSAGE AND MUCH MORE
YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED
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I WILL ONLY BE IN Jefferson City FOR A VERY SHORT TIME SO DON'T MISS OUT.
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Kerri- Anna in in Columbia@@@((((youv'e been naughty and so have I...lets spank each other)))@@@ - w4m - 23
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Date: 2007-10-03, 9:11AM PDT
This is her by-line On CL...
Tried to see her a while ago, but had a little mix up in the times so I missed her...
So I tried today after seeing her ad on CL...got her on the phone, told her I would be by in an hour, and that i was coming from Coquitlam...Also told her about our previous mix-up, so she said she would be sure to wait for me...nice touch...
Anyways she lives in a nice suite over a garage in in Columbia/Columbia border, new subdivision, kinda cool cause its a private entrance, you can park a little ways away and keep your entrance discrete...
She gave me a few prices on the phone (I think anywhere from 1 Bill to 2 Bills )and I advised her I would just like a nice massage and tug, with her completely naked...She advised 1 Bill for this...
So I get there, nice place, offers me a shower, clean bathroom, fresh towels..
I love this by the way...
Now Kerri-anne is not a small girl, very curvy, but still incredibly attractive...
I saw babybelle years ago and was quitle put off by her, as she was big and not very shapely...
However Kerri-anne is a big girl but still very curvy and very very pretty...
The pics on her ad are really her...
She gave a real nice massage....lots of oil, would check occasionally about what you liked and how you liked it, this was a good 20 to 25 minutes before the flip...
Then she was very gentle and casual with the little man...again asking nicely about what I liked and if everything was nice...
sat kinda facing me so i had an unobstructed view of her playing with me, and allowing me to play with her...
Fingers were allowed, although I think I wasn't being too intrusive, but just enough so I could feel how wet she was...Almost made me want to go for full service !!!
It wasn't long before she had me on the edge, nice soft sounds and words coming from her, very, very sexy....It was pretty hot watching her tug me that way, allowing touching everywhere, and then kaboom !!!
Pretty intense one for me....
Wet wipes for after, a shower to clean up, a couple of nice hugs from her,
and out the door...
Not a clock watcher, I am sure I was there for more than 1/2 an hour...
And a real sweet attitude the whole time...
If you have read my posts before, attitude is really really important to me...
I like to feel comfortable and non rushed at all times, and kerri-anne certainly made me feel welcome the entire time...
The fact that she is very very pretty and an incredibly sexy but sweet demeanor is a bonus...
Anyways, one of the better tugs 1/2 hours of my life, definately will see her again !
Thanks Kerri-anne, your a sweetheart !!
My two cents,
Bubba
Melissa from CL - Hannibal EscortsFelt bad that my only review on here so far was a negative one. So, I thought that I would share one of my better experiences with my fellow PERBites.
My visit with Melissa this month was my fourth encounter with her. Her pics on CL don't do her justice, and she's a really sweet girl. If you like the blonde "girl-next-door" type of look, then Melissa is definitely for you. Her posted age of 21 appears accurate, and she could actually pass for younger.
On the menu is DFK(great kisser!), DATY, 69, FS. She also offers greek for an extra $. Didn't opt for it though (not my thing). I also received a BBBJ, although I read an old review of her that said that she didn't provide this any more. Just thought I'd mention it, since this may be a YMMV menu item.
She talks dirty while fucking, a huge turn-on for me:D ! She quite convincingly indulged me in my fantasy of the hot young school girl hooking up with the dirty old man.
One thing that I noticed while she was on top while fucking me that she looks a lot like a young Poppy Montgomery (from "Without a Trace"). So, this is actually better than fucking Poppy Montgomery because this is like a younger version of her without all the hassles of the Paparazzi to deal with!
She does not use her name on her CL posts. Her ad typically looks like this:
Naughty girl - w4m - 21
Good evening Gentlemen,
I would love some company on this rain night.
I am 5'2 C36 28 34
1 hr or greece 350 ;)
F/S GFE , Non rushed, Discreet Location, Shower facilities
668 8715 xoxo
*No blocked or private calls are answered*
http://Hannibal.craigslist.org/ers/431305660.html
She expects you to be freshly showered on arrival, or alternatively, you can use her shower facilities.
Melissa is a great girl. Treat her right guys, and she'll treat you right.
TJS
Ocean from CL - Hannibal EscortsI was through Hannibal on business yesterday and so naturally... It's a good thing I had a list of ladies since I only got two answers out of about ten phone #s. (One "out of service" and several had full voicemail boxes.) So I finally reached Ocean's phone lady, (claims to be Ocean but speaks way more English) got the address near Davie and Howe, and headed in Hannibal. I phoned again when I parked and was given the buzzer code and suite #. Ocean greeted me at the door of a tidy apartment and I was relieved to see that the pics on CL are really her! Ocean speaks very little English but seems quite friendly and is very cute and slim but not anorexic.
After the standard donation, it was straight to the "showa" where we had some soapy fun then back to the bedroom for a decent massage then the main event. Lots of DFK, some fairly deep BBBJ, DATY, CG, ACG, Miss. and Doggy to finish. (Then mouthwash and another accompanied shower!)
L.A.S.: Ocean is very pretty and cute rather than stunning; about 5'4" and 110# with nice medium boobs, large, responsive nipples and trimmed down below. She's pretty open minded and was very friendly to me despite the language barrier and wasn't overly dramatic. No restrictions were encountered though I didn't try for Greek. Though I only got to one, Ocean does advertise MSOG.
Repeat? Definitely if I'm in Van. with time to spare.
Happy Pooning! WS.
Sophia Review - CL - Joyce Area - Cape Girardeau EscortsOk, this girl has already been reviewed, but I feel another won't hurt.
First off, here is her ad on CL:
Edited - Do not provide direct links to SP´s who are not paid advertisers, doing so is a form of unpaid advertising
I saw Sophia about 1.5 weeks ago, and she was probably my best SP for 2007! Now, before you guys start calling her like crazy, keep in mind I only banged 6 Sp's in 2007 and none cost me more than I paid Sophia @ $.6 for 45 - MSOG.
Phoned and booked an appointment no problem and within 1 hr I was stepping inside the nice clean Joyce apartment. Sophia did the hide behind the door routine and I was pretty happy with what I saw. Petite, curvy, young asian girl with nice size breasts and and bright smile! She looked very good in her little outfit and I couldnt wait to pump her little hot body!
Now I sprayed my dick with Stud 100 before the session since I wanted to pump for 45 minutes straight with MSOG. I didn't care if I threw out my stomach muscles and could hardly breathe by the end of the session, I was a a sex maniac and I wanted pussy!!!!
I undressed Sophia and she took off my clothes and pretended to like my dick. I licked her body and she asked if I needed shower...I told her "No, I just showered." She started with a BBBJ and within 1 second had this sour look on her face...and asked "what is?" in broken English. I told her lotion and she said "shower...shower..."
After the shower she tried my dick again, but with the relucantcy of a queer male being forced to look at naked women...she stated, "taste good now" and continued with a BBBJ for a few minutes. I was like steel and she mounted my wang...this girl riding dick is quite the treat. Nice curvy little body and she seemed to enjoy it! Tried a few more positions before I was starting to get tired. I wanted to explode, so I pulled Sophia to the edge of the bed and pounded her little pussy while standing, pumping her as hard as I could missionary. I ripped my stomach muscles but didn't care and thrusted harder and harder...she grinded her teeth, which made me start my grunting routine - " Huhhh Huhhhh Huuhhhh...in short loud bursts..." She was moaning and I erupted inside of her. I collapsed onto the bed and we cuddled for a few minutes, before I suggested another BBBJ.
The second round was about the same...about 10 minutes into it her phone beeped and she said "time , time", so I asked for 2 more mintues, and she agreed. I was tired but pulled her to the edge of the bed again and this time just went nuts thrusting into her, grunting like a pig, sweating...my testicles slapping into her with each thrust. I seriously nearly had a heartattack trying so hard, but couldn't get my wang to erupt a second time...and simply gave up. Sophia, seemed relieved and exhausted and she sighed and rolled over to her side, exhausted. I thought, god...i did 90% of the work here...
Showered and was on my way within 10 minutes.
L - 8 body, 6.75 face
A - 9
S - 8 - her BBBJ technique is pretty weak
V (Value) - 8
T - 8 - nice little
I left with big smile on my face and enjoyed myself a lot! I would consider seeing Sophia again but don't feel like spending the money.
PS - I don't think that picture is her, ...I don't recall her ass being so big.
She use to call herself Jenny. See previous posts for her other picture which is her.
TOFTT Bailey and I am MAD - Kansas City EscortsHi took one for the team and hope reading this save you some money!
These are her adds on CL:
http://Kansas City.en.craigslist.ca/ers/640228545.html
http://Kansas City.en.craigslist.ca/ers/635644303.html
http://Kansas City.en.craigslist.ca/ers/639886626.html
http://Kansas City.en.craigslist.ca/ers/639779014.html
http://Kansas City.en.craigslist.ca/ers/639400946.html
http://Kansas City.en.craigslist.ca/ers/635046531.html
http://Kansas City.en.craigslist.ca/ers/634770515.html
Ok, if you have $180 and burn it you will feel much better than paying it to this girl.
Anyhow, called her and she wasn’t friendly on phone but some people talk different and act different so made an appointment, Her apartment is around Homer and Robson in in Kansas City,
I got there on time; it was 4:05,
The first thing she asked “are you a cop” I really don’t like this question perhaps Hi is a better word to start the conversation, I answered no, OK you can come in, Apartment was clean though,
She told me that she had an argument with her last client and he told her that he will report her to the police, I asked why and she said he had a problem with my service. (why I didn’t leave at that point, I don’t know!)
The photos on Cl are her photo but probably from the best possible angle, because she is a big girl (I call her Fat you might have a diff opinion), she is about 5’2” to 5’4” and about 160lb. Her age is about 22 to 25,
We got to bedroom, she asked for money so I paid, she told me if I want to take a solo shower, I passed, she asked me if I like to get a massage, I asked if she is good and she said No, so I denied. We took the clothes off and now I realize that she is even bigger than I thought, I should have leave, but the brain wasn’t thinking clear and the money was gone and I thought maybe the service will be better(big mistake because the service was the worst part).
I am in the middle of the bed she sat on the edge of the bed put the cover on and try to give me a bj, it was like she is trying to avoid contacting me, she has restriction everywhere, I was too mad I just wanted to leave, so I told her to forget about the bj and let go to the main menu, now I am at missionary position and every 10 seconds she wants to check if the cover is on, I really don’t know how did I come, but I just wanted to get the hell out of there. I didn’t to say anything but she asked “you don’t look happy” so I replied I didn’t like the service everything was rushed too many restrictions, she told me “well I don’t care, you have paid $180 and I am happy with my service”
So basically she told me I F you and got your money now get the hell out of here.
When I left it was 4:25
L 6
A 0
S 0
Veronica CL - Saint Joseph EscortsI had asked about her before and came up blank. One review giving her straight 7's on the L A S.
Anyway I kept thinking about her pic and trying to connect. Yesterday I finally make contact and make an appointment for today for a massage. Kind of weird because she has this cool russian accent and I say I'd like a massage and she says back "well what would you like to pay?" I'm feeling kind of cocky and I reply "well how about free". The joke dies because of the language issue and I say how about one hour $120.00.
The last guy who reviewed her said the massage was too light and the clothes stayed on. My experience was different.
Money up front and she leaves whilst I gear down. Box spring and mattress on the floor, not too romantic. She comes in and liberally applies oil to my back and very lightly rubs. I say "sugar I just got out of the gym and I'm dying please push harder". She does and I get a nice hard relaxing massage.
After the flip she starts giving a very good HJ. She is wearing a mini skirt and a sweater top. The whole time we have been chatting and getting to know each other and having a few giggles. As she grabs my cock, I run my hand up her leg and under her skirt. No resistance and NO panties. I gently rub her thighs and caress her legs. I run my hand up over her sweater. Bingo! Off comes the top. Beautiful small breasts. Perfect cone nipples and great skin. I perk up the nipples and get back to her kitty. Nice and wet and I slide in the digits and massage her G-spot. She moans and keeps on with more HJ action.
I blow whilst she is having an "O" or a really good faked one.
$120 for the hour. She is attractive, dark blonde, nice personality and very slavic looking which I love. Cute accent. I'd say L8 A8 S8. I'm going back for more.
Tomiko- Asian review - Columbia EscortsHi,
I finally got to see this sweet girl. I had tried once unsuccesfully before the holidays. If you read the previous reviews she was really shaken up when I got there. Some turd decided to rough her up during a session followed by twat-face who tried to stiff her.
Anyways, back to the good part :D
I had arrived at her metrotown place a little early. It was no problem and she buzzed me up. Nice clean apartment and easy to find right off in Columbia. She was really happy to see me and she wished me a happy new year with a big fat dfk! Then off to the bedroom where she undressed me and led me to the shower. I love when chicks use your dick as a leash! She scrubbed me down and started on a nice bbbj. I liked the reverse under hj almost like a rusty trombone that she was doing. She dried me off and we hiy the bed. We got right into more dfking and she proceded with a real nice bbbj. Nice tongue swirl action. Got me real excited and well too excited. No problem as msog is on the munu. I had checked first ;) duh
She gave me a nice massage for the intermission and let me suck on her tatas. She's sporting a bouncy set of c's with nice nips. She's probably in her 30's but still looks pretty good. Not a spinner though but just full enough for my taste. I mean she's asian and they don't usually come in extra-large size:D Next, I flipped myself and asked for a wrapper. She got on for some steamy ACG, RACG and finished in mish.
I did a bit of dogg but she was in a bit of pain. I was hard to make out and I could be way off but I think she said she slipped on ice skating and hurt her tailbone. She was so nice that I just skipped dogg and gave it to her like a holy missionary.
L-7.5
S-9
A-9
$.40 + a green tip
She's right up there for asian providers. No greek but everything else was ok. I'll say giver' a go my friends and I may even go back to the trough myself.
Steve
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